It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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