i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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