The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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