found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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