Sry I called you an 8
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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