I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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