If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
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i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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