She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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