oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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