Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
is wine microwaveable?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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