Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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