I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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I just want to make out with him forever
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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