How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
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hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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