I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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