Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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