You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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