Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize