i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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