i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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