"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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