Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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