He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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