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(803): View more from South Carolina

Operation extremely regretful is in full effect

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(269): View more from Michigan

We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?

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(425): View more from Washington

the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition

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(516): View more from New York

its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud

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