if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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