is your mom at the bar?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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