i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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