drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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