An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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