he shaved USA in his pubs
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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