I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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