you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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