If you die in college, do you die in real life?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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