Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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