weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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