I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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