You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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