You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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