Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
this hospital has no fireball
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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