Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
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I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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