So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
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Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
you will always have a special place in my vag
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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