So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Verdict: uncircumcised.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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