very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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