Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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