You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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