i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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