ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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