He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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