And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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