I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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