I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
he was CRYING into my vagina
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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