just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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